BEAN MANS HOUSE OF SOUNDS
Welcome to Bean Mans House of Sounds. Here on this page you will currently find Wav files from
t.v. shows and movies such as; Dirty Harry, The Enforcer, Sudden Inpact, Starwars, Sliders, Aliens, Austin Powers, Babylon 5, Space Balls and Simpsons. I also have a
selection of Midi files of various songs from many different t.v. shows and movies. I am always adding new sounds,
so feel free to bookmark this page and return.
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Wav Files
Harry Callahan Wav Files from some of his moives
44mag2.wav" Being that this is a 44 magnum and could blow your head clean
off...
office.wav Oh well for the past three hours I've been sitting on my ass in
your outer office waiting for you.
mouthwash.wav May I make a statement captain? GO AHEAD! your mouth wash aint makin it.
dogshit.wav Listen punk, to me your nothing but dog shit you understand!? and alot things can happen
to dog shit...
lck.wav I know what your thinking, did he fire five shots or six? Well to tell you the truth I
kina lost track my self in all this excitement...
Star Wars Wav Files
worm.wav You tell that big, worm ridden filth!...
nomystic.wav Theres no mystical power field that controls my destiny.
beaten.wav You are beaten, it is useless to resist.
dontfail.wav Dont fail me again.
master.wav What is thy bidding master?
yesmastr.wav Yes my master.
yet.wav The force is with you young skywalker but you are not...
fathr.wav I am your father.
wookie.wav Never upset a wookie.
wooksound A sound clip of the talking carpet.
Sliders Wav Files
mature.wav Did'nt you used to be more mature? NO
english.wav I am not mr peverotti, mr peverotti is an italian he speaka lika this...
apes.wav We can't just go up to any johndo in the street and say excause me very shortly a army of killer apes will be descending into your village square
run.wav Given the fraudulant nature of this mans claims i suggest a response thats hawkens back to our childhood, run run like hell!
jesus.wav Jesus mary and joseph i think i just saw god and i could of sworn he was driving a cadillac
stupid.wav If you've got all theese indorecments how come your so broke? HOWS HE TO SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'S NOT HIM, well maybe i'm missing something i do'nt know, HOW COME YOU ALWAYS ASK SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS?
Simpsons Wav Files
moe.wav I gotta get home I have a hot date waiting (buzz)
nerds.wav Listen to yourself man your hanging with nerds
operatr.wav Hello operator get me the no. for 911
lter.wav Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you got a butt that wo'nt qit, they have theese prrr ahhh er five dollars! Get outta here!
radioshack.wav The man at Radioshack said I was mad but whos mad now?!
hellodean.wav Hello Dean your a stupid head! HOMER IS THAT YOU? ahh!
french.wav They even have grounds keeper Willy teaching French, bonchuughuuur!
chics.wav Your one of those do'nt call me a chick chicks ha
sentance.wavBart Simpson for the hanous crime of hookie I sentance you to a life time of...
aapohell.wavIt is time to settle the score
Space Balls Wav Files
radar.wav I'm having trouble with the radar sir...
so now.wav A sound clip of when their watching "Space Balls" on video
helmet.wav What! you went over my helmet?
chicken.wav What's the matter colonel Sanders chicken?
evil-good.wav Evil will always win because good is dumb
combo.wav What's the combination? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
lght-speed.wav No no no light speed is too slow, were going to have to go right to ludicrous speed
Babylon 5 Wav Files
B5sneak.wav Then I hearby appoint you, Babylon 5 sneak of operations, now get the hell out of my chair.
Kosh.wav Kosh saying, "You have always been there."
Mkscene2.wav This is the way it's gotta be chief, do'nt make a scene....(Garabaldi redecorates the place)
Babylons destroyed.wav Babylons one, two and three were destroyed, number four vanished without a trace.
bugs.wav A sound clip from "Babylon 5" of the centari ambasidor trying to kill a bug
Aliens Wav Files
events.wav Hey maybe you havent been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked.
game over.wav Game over man game over what the f~ck are we gona do now, what are we gona do?
prty.wav Oh that's great, that's just ------- great man now what the ---- are we suppossed to do?
Austin Powers Wav Files
ports.wav No! Only sailors use condoms baby!
evil.wav Maybe I could work at an petting zoo. AN EVIL PETTING ZOO?
mrthnku.wav I did'nt spend six years at evil medical school just to be called mr thankyou very much!
jet rockn.wav When this jet is a rockn, don't come an knockin!
shag.wav Show we shag now or shag layta?
Midi Files
simpsons.mid The theme song from the t.v. show "Simpsons"
baywatch.mid The theme song from the t.v. show "Baywatch"
imtoosexy.mid The song "Im too sexy"
finalcountdown.mid The song "Final count Down" made in the 1980s
Mission.mid The theme song from "Mission Impossible"
macs.mid The theme song from "animaniacts"
topgun.mid A piece of music from the movie "Top Gun"
doctorwho This song I believe is called "Doctor Who"
standbyme.mid The theme song from the movie "Stand By Me"
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James Klauzer's StarTrek Web Page
Mr Video Productions
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A interesting Rifts Page
Any comments or questions then feel free to E mail me at: james_klauzer@iname.com